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There's a tavern in London that's staffed,
By a barmaid who's tops at her craft:
In her striving to please,
She serves ale on her knees,
So the patrons get head with their draft.
|Freebsd Limericks: 822 of 860|
There's a very hot babe at the Aggies
Who's to men what to bulls a red rag is.
The seniors go round
Hanging down to the ground,
And one extra-large Soph has to drag his.
|Freebsd Limericks: 823 of 860|
There's a vicar who's classed as nefarious,
Since his shocking perversions are various...
He will bugger some lad
With a dildo (the cad!)
While exulting, "My pleasure's vicarious!"
|Freebsd Limericks: 824 of 860|
There's a young Yiddish slut with two cunts,
Whose pleasure in life is to pruntz.
When one pireg is shot,
There's that alternate twat,
But the ausgefuckt male merely grunts.
|Freebsd Limericks: 825 of 860|
There's an oversexed lady named Whyte
Who insists on a dozen a night.
A fellow named Cheddar
Had the brashness to wed her-
His chance of survival is slight.
|Freebsd Limericks: 826 of 860|
There's an unbroken babe from Toronto,
Exceedingly hard to get onto,
But when you get there,
And have parted the hair,
You can fuck her as much as you want to.
|Freebsd Limericks: 827 of 860|
They had come in the fugue to the stretto
When a dark, bearded man from a ghetto
Slipped forward and grabbed
Her tresses and stabbed
Her to death with a rusty stiletto.
-- Edward Gorey
|Freebsd Limericks: 828 of 860|
Though his plan, when he gave her a buzz,
Was to do what man normally does,
She declared, "I'm a Soul-
Not a sexual goal!"
So he shrugged and called someone who was.
|Freebsd Limericks: 829 of 860|
Though most of the crewmen are whites,
Uhura has full equal rights.
Her crewmates, you see,
And the way that she fills out her tights.
|Freebsd Limericks: 830 of 860|
Though the invalid Saint of Brac
Lay all of his life on his back,
His wife got her share,
And the pilgrims now stare
At the scene, in his shrine, on a plaque.