Humor: Best of Fortunes for the year 2025

A corpulent maiden named Kroll Had a notion exceedingly droll: ...
A corpulent maiden named Kroll Had a notion exceedingly droll: At a masquerade ball, Dressed in nothing at all, She backed in as a Parker House roll.

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

A cautious young fellow named Lodge Had seatbelts installed...
A cautious young fellow named Lodge Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge. When his date was strapped in, He committed a sin, Without even leaving his grodge.

It's Like This Even the samurai have teddy bears, and even...
It's Like This Even the samurai have teddy bears, and even the teddy bears get drunk.




"Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'".
"Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'".

"His great aim was to escape from civilization, and,...
"His great aim was to escape from civilization, and, as soon as he had money, he went to Southern California."

"If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy,...
"If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to have to get a toehold in the public eye."

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

AMAZING BUT TRUE ... If all the salmon caught in Canada in...
AMAZING BUT TRUE ... If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.