Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of March, 2025

"His great aim was to escape from civilization, and,...
"His great aim was to escape from civilization, and, as soon as he had money, he went to Southern California."

There's a rather odd couple in Herts Who are cousins (or...
There's a rather odd couple in Herts Who are cousins (or so each asserts); Their sex is in doubt For they're never without Their moustaches and long, trailing skirts. -- Edward Gorey

A CONS is an object which cares. -- Bernie...
A CONS is an object which cares. -- Bernie Greenberg.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in...
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. -- Dr. Laurence J. Peter