Freebsd Fortunes 3

COBOL is for morons.
                -- Edsger W. Dijkstra

Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.

COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance.

Coding is easy;  All you do is sit staring at a
terminal until the drops of blood form on your forehead.

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum --
I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Cohen's Law:
        There is no bottom to worse.

Cohn's Law:
        The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less
        time you have to do anything.  Stability is achieved when you spend
        all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing.

Coincidences are spiritual puns.
                -- G.K. Chesterton

COLD:
        When the politicians walk around
        with their hands in their own pockets.

Cold hands, no gloves.