Freebsd Fortunes 3

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin
with, that it's compounding a felony.
                -- Robert Benchley

Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam:
that is all there is to distinguish us from the other animals.
                -- Pierre de Beaumarchais, "Le Marriage de Figaro"

Drive defensively, buy a tank.

Driving in Texas is simple.  For the first 100 miles you swerve to
avoid jackrabbits.  For the second 100 miles you hit whatever
jackrabbits get in the way.  After that you chase off into the
brush after them.

Driving through a Swiss city one day, Alfred Hitchcock suddenly pointed out
of the car window and said, "That is the most frightening sight I have ever
seen."  His companion was surprised to see nothing more alarming than a
priest in conversation with a little boy, his hand on the child's shoulder.
"Run, little boy," cried Hitchcock, leaning out of the car.  "Run for your
life!"

Drop that pickle!

DROP THE DAMN BEAR!!!
                -- The Adventurer

Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.
                -- The Adventurer

drug, n:
        A substance that, when injected into a rat, produces a scientific
        paper.

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route!