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I just got out of the hospital after a
speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
-- S. Wright
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I just know I'm a better manager when I have Joe DiMaggio in center field.
-- Casey Stengel
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I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest
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"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Did you ever see a doctor?"
"No, just spots."
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 525 of 2327|
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
-- Arturo Toscanini
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I knew her before she was a virgin.
-- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day
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I *knew* I had some reason for not logging you off...
If I could just remember what it was.
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I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better
take one along that worked.
-- Raymond Chandler
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I know if you been talkin' you done said
just how surprised you wuz by the living dead.
You wuz surprised that they could understand you words
and never respond once to all the truth they heard.
But don't you get square!
There ain't no rule that says they got to care.
They can always swear they're deaf, dumb and blind.
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I know not how I came into this,
shall I call it a dying life or a living death?
-- St. Augustine