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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  521 of 2327

I just got out of the hospital after a
speed reading accident.  I hit a bookmark.
                -- S. Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  522 of 2327

I just know I'm a better manager when I have Joe DiMaggio in center field.
                -- Casey Stengel
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  523 of 2327

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
                -- Bill Hoest
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  524 of 2327

"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Did you ever see a doctor?"
"No, just spots."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  525 of 2327

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
                -- Arturo Toscanini
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  526 of 2327

I knew her before she was a virgin.
                -- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  527 of 2327

I *knew* I had some reason for not logging you off...
If I could just remember what it was.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  528 of 2327

I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better
take one along that worked.
                -- Raymond Chandler
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  529 of 2327

I know if you been talkin' you done said
just how surprised you wuz by the living dead.
You wuz surprised that they could understand you words
and never respond once to all the truth they heard.
But don't you get square!
There ain't no rule that says they got to care.
They can always swear they're deaf, dumb and blind.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  530 of 2327

I know not how I came into this,
shall I call it a dying life or a living death?
                -- St. Augustine
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