Daily Fortunes

Oct 30, 2014

Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as...
Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, "The black cat is always the last one off the fence." I have no idea what she meant, but...

Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible...
Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.

Any man can work when every stroke of his hand brings down...
Any man can work when every stroke of his hand brings down the fruit rattling from the tree to the ground; but to labor in season and out of season, under every discouragement, by the power of truth -- that requires a heroism which is transcendent. -- Henry...

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad...
Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. -- Leo Rosten, on W.C. Fields

Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall...
Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London

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