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Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be
liable to a fine of one pound.  Any animal leading a blind person shall
be deemed to be a cat.
                -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  39 of 2182

"Any news from the President on a successor?" he asked hopefully.
"None," Anita replied.  "She's having great difficulty finding someone
qualified who is willing to accept the post."
        "Then I stay," said Dr. Fresh.  "I'm not good for much, but I
can at least make a decision."
        "Somewhere," he grumphed, "there must be a naive, opportunistic
young welp with a masochistic streak who would like to run the most
up-and-down bureaucracy in the history of mankind."
                -- R.L. Forward, "Flight of the Dragonfly"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  40 of 2182

Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
                -- Sydney Harris
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  41 of 2182

Any president should have the right to shoot
at least two people a year without explanation.
                -- Herbert Hoover, discussing the press
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  42 of 2182

Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
                -- Lazarus Long
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  43 of 2182

Any program which runs right is obsolete.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  44 of 2182

Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  45 of 2182

Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere.  Climb the mountain
just a little to test it's a mountain.  From the top of the mountain, you
cannot see the mountain.
                -- Bene Gesserit proverb
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  46 of 2182

Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere.
Climb the mountain just a little to test it's a mountain.
From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.
                -- Bene Gesserit proverb, "Dune"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  47 of 2182

Any small object that is accidentally
dropped will hide under a larger object.
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