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Any man can work when every stroke of his hand brings down the fruit
rattling from the tree to the ground; but to labor in season and out
of season, under every discouragement, by the power of truth -- that
requires a heroism which is transcendent.
-- Henry Ward Beecher
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Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
-- Leo Rosten, on W.C. Fields
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Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be
liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall
be deemed to be a cat.
-- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London
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"Any news from the President on a successor?" he asked hopefully.
"None," Anita replied. "She's having great difficulty finding someone
qualified who is willing to accept the post."
"Then I stay," said Dr. Fresh. "I'm not good for much, but I
can at least make a decision."
"Somewhere," he grumphed, "there must be a naive, opportunistic
young welp with a masochistic streak who would like to run the most
up-and-down bureaucracy in the history of mankind."
-- R.L. Forward, "Flight of the Dragonfly"
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 40 of 2182 |
Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
-- Sydney Harris
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Any president should have the right to shoot
at least two people a year without explanation.
-- Herbert Hoover, discussing the press
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 42 of 2182 |
Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
-- Lazarus Long
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Any program which runs right is obsolete.
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Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.
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Freebsd Fortunes 3: 45 of 2182 |
Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere. Climb the mountain
just a little to test it's a mountain. From the top of the mountain, you
cannot see the mountain.
-- Bene Gesserit proverb
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