Freebsd Fortunes 3

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
                -- Leo Rosten, on W.C. Fields

Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be
liable to a fine of one pound.  Any animal leading a blind person shall
be deemed to be a cat.
                -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London

"Any news from the President on a successor?" he asked hopefully.
"None," Anita replied.  "She's having great difficulty finding someone
qualified who is willing to accept the post."
        "Then I stay," said Dr. Fresh.  "I'm not good for much, but I
can at least make a decision."
        "Somewhere," he grumphed, "there must be a naive, opportunistic
young welp with a masochistic streak who would like to run the most
up-and-down bureaucracy in the history of mankind."
                -- R.L. Forward, "Flight of the Dragonfly"

Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
                -- Sydney Harris

Any president should have the right to shoot
at least two people a year without explanation.
                -- Herbert Hoover, discussing the press

Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.
                -- Lazarus Long

Any program which runs right is obsolete.

Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.

Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere.  Climb the mountain
just a little to test it's a mountain.  From the top of the mountain, you
cannot see the mountain.
                -- Bene Gesserit proverb

Any road followed to its end leads precisely nowhere.
Climb the mountain just a little to test it's a mountain.
From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.
                -- Bene Gesserit proverb, "Dune"