Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday November 24, 2011

The common cormorant, or shag, Lays eggs inside a paper...
The common cormorant, or shag, Lays eggs inside a paper bag; The reason, you will see, no doubt, Is to keep the lightning out. But what these unobservant birds Have failed to notice is that herds Of bears may come with buns And steal the bags to hold...

The difference between us is not very far, cruising for burgers...
The difference between us is not very far, cruising for burgers in daddy's new car.