Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday November 25, 2011

"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must...
"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -- Carl Sagan, Cosmos

Il brilgue: les t^oves libricilleux Se gyrent...
Il brilgue: les t^oves libricilleux Se gyrent et frillant dans le guave, Enm^im'es sont les gougebosquex, Et le m^omerade horgrave. -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"

In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer...
In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools will be temporarily canceled.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.