Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of November, 2011

"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must...
"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -- Carl Sagan, Cosmos

Il brilgue: les t^oves libricilleux Se gyrent...
Il brilgue: les t^oves libricilleux Se gyrent et frillant dans le guave, Enm^im'es sont les gougebosquex, Et le m^omerade horgrave. -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"

In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer...
In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools will be temporarily canceled.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles...
Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota? A: Open other end.

The common cormorant, or shag, Lays eggs inside a paper...
The common cormorant, or shag, Lays eggs inside a paper bag; The reason, you will see, no doubt, Is to keep the lightning out. But what these unobservant birds Have failed to notice is that herds Of bears may come with buns And steal the bags to hold...

The difference between us is not very far, cruising for burgers...
The difference between us is not very far, cruising for burgers in daddy's new car.