|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1881 of 2298|
Removing the straw that broke the camel's back
does not necessarily allow the camel to walk again.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1882 of 2298|
Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1883 of 2298|
Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
-- Mark Twain
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1884 of 2298|
Repel them. Repel them. Induce them to relinquish the spheroid.
-- Indiana University footbal cheer
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1885 of 2298|
Reply hazy, ask again later.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1886 of 2298|
A writer who guesses his way to the truth
and dispels it with a tempest of words.
-- Ambrose Bierce
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1887 of 2298|
Reporter: "How did you like school when you were growing up, Yogi?"
Yogi Berra: "Closed."
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1888 of 2298|
Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?"
Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back."
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1889 of 2298|
Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi):
Mr. Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.
|Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1890 of 2298|
Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes.
Democrats eat the fish they catch.
Republicans hang them on the wall.
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry
Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first.
Democrats make up plans and then do something else.
Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.
Republicans sleep in twin beds -- some even in separate rooms.
That is why there are more Democrats.
-- Paul Dickson, "The Official Rules"