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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1881 of 2298

Removing the straw that broke the camel's back
does not necessarily allow the camel to walk again.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1882 of 2298

Renning's Maxim:
        Man is the highest animal.  Man does the classifying.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1883 of 2298

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1884 of 2298

Repel them.  Repel them.  Induce them to relinquish the spheroid.
                -- Indiana University footbal cheer
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1885 of 2298

Reply hazy, ask again later.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1886 of 2298

Reporter:
        A writer who guesses his way to the truth
        and dispels it with a tempest of words.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1887 of 2298

Reporter:   "How did you like school when you were growing up, Yogi?"
Yogi Berra: "Closed."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1888 of 2298

Reporter:   "What would you do if you found a million dollars?"
Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1889 of 2298

Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi):
                Mr. Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
Gandhi:         I think it would be a good idea.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1890 of 2298

Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes.

Democrats eat the fish they catch.
Republicans hang them on the wall.

Republican boys date Democratic girls.  They plan to marry
Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first.

Democrats make up plans and then do something else.
Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.

Republicans sleep in twin beds -- some even in separate rooms.
That is why there are more Democrats.
                -- Paul Dickson, "The Official Rules"
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