Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday September 15, 2006

A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds...
A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of questions he is able to answer. -- Ronald Colman

A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home...
A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card games. "You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife," he said. "First, I kill the engine a block away from the house and coast into...

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy,...
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. -- Frost

Anything is possible, unless it's not.
Anything is possible, unless it's not.

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls... if thou art in...
Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls... if thou art in the bathtub, it tolls for thee.

Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen.
Avoid cliches like the plague. They're a dime a dozen.

Be sure to evaluate the bird-hand/bush ratio.
Be sure to evaluate the bird-hand/bush ratio.