Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday September 3, 2006

Pittsburgh Driver's Test (8) Pedestrians are (a)...
Pittsburgh Driver's Test (8) Pedestrians are (a) irrelevant. (b) communists. (c) a nuisance. (d) difficult to clean off the front grille. The correct answer is (a). Pedestrians are not in cars, so they are totally...

I want to kill everyone here with a cute colorful Hydrogen...
I want to kill everyone here with a cute colorful Hydrogen Bomb!! -- Zippy the Pinhead

You can cage a swallow, can't you, but you can't...
You can cage a swallow, can't you, but you can't swallow a cage, can you? Girl, bathing on Bikini, eyeing boy, finds boy eyeing bikini on bathing girl. A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama! -- The Palindromist