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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday September 11, 2006


Someone is speaking well of you.
Someone is speaking well of you.

A doctoral student from Buckingham Wrote his thesis on cunts...
A doctoral student from Buckingham Wrote his thesis on cunts and on fucking'em. But a dropout from paree Taught him Gamahuchee - so he added a footnote on sucking 'em.

When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The...
When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, "The handle is one of us!" -- Turkish proverb

Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A: To conform...
Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.

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