Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday September 7, 2006

In the midst of one of the wildest parties he'd ever been to,...
In the midst of one of the wildest parties he'd ever been to, the young man noticed a very prim and pretty girl sitting quietly apart from the rest of the revelers. Approaching her, he introduced himself and, after some quiet conversation, said,...

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. --...
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. -- W.C. Fields' epitaph