Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday September 6, 2006

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to...
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. -- La Rouchefoucauld

In a five year period we can get one superb programming...
In a five year period we can get one superb programming language. Only we can't control when the five year period will begin.

QOTD: "What do you mean, you had the dog fixed? ...
QOTD: "What do you mean, you had the dog fixed? Just what made you think he was broken!"

"I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe...
"I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ..." -- Steven Wright

Don't take life so serious, son, it ain't nohow permanent...
Don't take life so serious, son, it ain't nohow permanent. -- Walt Kelly

First, a few words about tools. Basically, a tool is an object...
First, a few words about tools. Basically, a tool is an object that enables you to take advantage of the laws of physics and mechanics in such a way that you can seriously injure yourself. Today, people tend to take tools for granted. If you're...

The Preacher, the Politician, the Teacher, Were each...
The Preacher, the Politician, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie! -- Ogden Nash

Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously;...
Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously. -- Booth Tarkington