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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday September 25, 2006


Only a mediocre person is always at his best...
Only a mediocre person is always at his best. -- Laurence Peter

When among apes, one must play the ape.
When among apes, one must play the ape.

When arguments fail, use a blackjack. -- Edward...
When arguments fail, use a blackjack. -- Edward "Spike" O'Donnell, Al Capone associate.

Military secrets are the most fleeting of all...
Military secrets are the most fleeting of all. -- Spock, "The Enterprise Incident", stardate 5027.4

Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people...
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.

Success is a journey, not a destination.
Success is a journey, not a destination.

ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like...
ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO MONTALBAN'S HAIR!

Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?
Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?

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