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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday September 9, 2006


A woman shouldn't have to buy her own perfume...
A woman shouldn't have to buy her own perfume. -- Maurine Lewis

Tell me why the stars do shine, Tell me why the...
Tell me why the stars do shine, Tell me why the ivy twines, Tell me why the sky's so blue, And I will tell you just why I love you. Nuclear fusion makes stars to shine, Phototropism makes ivy twine, Rayleigh scattering makes...

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