Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday September 24, 2006

"I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if...
"I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it." -- Clarence Darrow

I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally...
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally. -- Lillian Day

Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation: The judge's jokes...
Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation: The judge's jokes are always funny.

Life is too short to be taken seriously. -- O...
Life is too short to be taken seriously. -- O. Wilde