Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday April 3, 2007

It is not the critic who counts, or how the strong...
It is not the critic who counts, or how the strong man stumbled, or whether the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives...

The worst part of valor is indiscretion.
The worst part of valor is indiscretion.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background...
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

If you're careful enough, nothing bad or good will ever happen...
If you're careful enough, nothing bad or good will ever happen to you.

As you will see, I told them, in no uncertain terms, to...
As you will see, I told them, in no uncertain terms, to see Figure one. -- Dave "First Strike" Pare