Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday April 5, 2007

A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach...
A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie.

The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief...
The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly. -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul

I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly...
I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly. -- John Denver [I saw an eagle fly once. Fortunately, I had my eagle fly swatter handy. Ed.]

Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.

What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind...
What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. -- Thomas Hewitt Key, 1799-1875

Margaret, are you grieving Over Goldengrove unleaving? Leaves,...
Margaret, are you grieving Over Goldengrove unleaving? Leaves, like the things of man, You, with your fresh thoughts Care for, can you? Ah! as the heart grows older It will come to such sights colder By and by, nor spare a sigh Though worlds of wanwood...