Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday April 9, 2007

A fitter fits; Though sinners sin...
A fitter fits; Though sinners sin A cutter cuts; And thinners thin And an aircraft spotter spots; And paper-blotters blot A baby-sitter I've never yet Baby-sits -- ...

Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge.
Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge.

I like being single. I'm always there when I need me...
I like being single. I'm always there when I need me. -- Art Leo

The difference between common-sense and paranoia is that...
The difference between common-sense and paranoia is that common-sense is thinking everyone is out to get you. That's normal -- they are. Paranoia is thinking that they're conspiring. -- J. Kegler

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius...
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

The discerning person is always at a disadvantage.
The discerning person is always at a disadvantage.