Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday April 4, 2007

O'Brien held up his left hand, its back toward Winston, with...
O'Brien held up his left hand, its back toward Winston, with the thumb hidden and the four fingers extended. "How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?" "Four." "And if the Party says that it is not four...

The Fastest Defeat In Chess The big name for us in...
The Fastest Defeat In Chess The big name for us in the world of chess is Gibaud, a French chess master. In Paris during 1924 he was beaten after only four moves by a Monsieur Lazard. Happily for posterity, the moves are recorded...

The faster I go, the behinder I get. -- Lewis...
The faster I go, the behinder I get. -- Lewis Carroll

We dedicate this to the cunt, The kind the broad-minded guys...
We dedicate this to the cunt, The kind the broad-minded guys hunt : All hail to the twat, Willing, thrilling, and hot, That wears peckers down, limp and blunt!

Woman was taken out of man -- not out of his head, to rule over...
Woman was taken out of man -- not out of his head, to rule over him; nor out of his feet, to be trampled under by him; but out of his side, to be equal to him -- under his arm, that he might protect her, and near his heart that he might love her...

"No one gets too old to learn a new way of being...
"No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid."