Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday April 23, 2007

Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex...
Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me, from the crown to the toe, top-full Of direst cruelty! make thick my blood, Stop up the access and passage to remorse That no compunctious visiting of nature Shake my fell...

There once was an old man from Esser, Who's knowledge grew...
There once was an old man from Esser, Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser. It at last grew so small, He knew nothing at all, And now he's a College Professor.

Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test...
Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterward.

To be loved is very demoralizing. -- Katharine...
To be loved is very demoralizing. -- Katharine Hepburn