Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday July 12, 2007

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted...
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clair who wasted away, D is for Desmond thrown out of the sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach, F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech. G is for George, smothered...

A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and B is for biff, which...
A is for awk, which runs like a snail, and B is for biff, which reads all your mail. C is for cc, as hackers recall, while D is for dd, the command that does all. E is for emacs, which rebinds your keys, and F is for fsck, which rebuilds your trees. G...

In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters...
In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current. -- Thomas Jefferson

If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points.
If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points.

Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow,...
Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe. Four be the things I'd been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt. Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne. Three...