| Humor: Tuesday July 3, 2007 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday July 3, 2007Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number...
Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and then give it back to them. Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs... Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. -- Dorothy Parker, "Resume", 1926 Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday July 3, 2007
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