Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday July 22, 2007

Never have children, only grandchildren. --...
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal

All parts should go together without forcing. You must...
All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer...

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very...
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. -- Dick Brandon

I went to my first computer conference at the New York Hilton...
I went to my first computer conference at the New York Hilton about 20 years ago. When somebody there predicted the market for microprocessors would eventually be in the millions, someone else said, "Where are they all going to go? It's not like...

If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's...
If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's a workstation?

Remember, God could only create the world in 6 days because...
Remember, God could only create the world in 6 days because he didn't have an established user base.

The salesman and the system analyst took off to spend a weekend...
The salesman and the system analyst took off to spend a weekend in the forest, hunting bear. They'd rented a cabin, and, when they got there, took their backpacks off and put them inside. At which point the salesman turned to his friend, and said,...