Daily Fortunes Mar 29, 2006 - motd.ambians.com Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms... Ji Funda Jo Hai  
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Jul 22, 2017
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Daily Fortunes

Mar 29, 2006

Woman are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but...
Woman are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one. -- W.C. Fields

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from...
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. -- Dumas

Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good...
Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists. -- Tolstoy

Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very...
Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk. Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly. I shall be sober in the morning.

Woman was God's second mistake. -- Nietzsche
Woman was God's second mistake. -- Nietzsche


Daily Fortunes for Mar 29, 2006
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
12345678910111213141516171819202122232425262728293031
2017201620152014201420142013201220112010
20092008200720062005     
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes