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Mar 15, 2006

All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that...
All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.

All my friends are getting married, Yes, they're all growing...
All my friends are getting married, Yes, they're all growing old, They're all staying home on the weekend, They're all doing what they're told.

All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been...
All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner

ALL NEW: Parts not interchangeable with previous model.
ALL NEW: Parts not interchangeable with previous model.

All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from...
All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from the hills after the battle is over and shoot the wounded.


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