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Mar 18, 2013

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for...
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second. -- Stephen Wright

I saw Lassie. It took me four shows to figure out why...
I saw Lassie. It took me four shows to figure out why the hairy kid never spoke. I mean, he could roll over and all that, but did that deserve a series?"

I saw what you did and I know who you are.
I saw what you did and I know who you are.

I see a bad moon rising. I see trouble on the way. I...
I see a bad moon rising. I see trouble on the way. I see earthquakes and lightnin' I see bad times today. Don't go 'round tonight, It's bound to take your life. There's a bad moon on the rise. -- J. C. Fogerty, "Bad Moon Rising"

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes...
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes. I hope they do get 'em lowered down enough so people can afford to pay 'em. -- The Best of Will Rogers


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