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Mar 20, 2013

You are transported to a room where you are faced by a wizard...
You are transported to a room where you are faced by a wizard who points to you and says, "Them's fighting words!" You immediately get attacked by all sorts of denizens of the museum: there is a cobra chewing on your leg, a troglodyte is bashing your brains...

You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time...
You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash.

You ask what a nice girl will do? She won't give an inch,...
You ask what a nice girl will do? She won't give an inch, but she won't say no. -- Marcus Valerius Martialis

You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your...
You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.

You auto buy now.
You auto buy now.


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