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Mar 10, 2013

Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.

Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.
Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they...
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have much of anything to do with it.

Please, Mother! I'd rather do it myself!
Please, Mother! I'd rather do it myself!

Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only...
Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child. -- Thomas Berger


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