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Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
                -- Helen Rowland
 
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Flon's Law:
        There is not now, and never will be, a language in
        which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.
 
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flowchart, n. & v.
        [From flow "to ripple down in rich profusion, as hair" + chart
        "a cryptic hidden-treasure map designed to mislead the uninitiated."]
        1. n. The solution, if any, to a class of Mascheroni
        construction problems in which given algorithms require geometrical
        representation using only the 35 basic ideograms of the ANSI
        template.  2. n. Neronic doodling while the system burns.
        3. n. A low-cost substitute for wallpaper.  4. n.  The innumerate
        misleading the illiterate.  "A thousand pictures is worth ten lines
        of code." --The Programmer's Little Red Vade Mecum, Mao Tse T'umps.
        5. v.intrans. To produce flowcharts with no particular object in mind.
        6. v.trans. To obfuscate (a problem) with esoteric cartoons.
                -- S. Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1580 of 2182

Flugg's Law:
        When you need to knock on wood is when you realize
        that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1581 of 2182

Fly me away to the bright side of the moon ...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1582 of 2182

Flying is the second greatest feeling you can have.  The greatest feeling?
Landing...  Landing is the greatest feeling you can have.
 
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Fog Lamps, n:
        Excessively (often obnoxiously) bright lamps mounted on the fronts
        of automobiles; used on dry, clear nights to indicate that the
        driver's brain is in a fog.  See also "Idiot Lights".
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1584 of 2182

"Follow me around.  I don't care.  I'm serious.  If anybody wants to put a
tail on me, go ahead.  They'd be very bored."
                -- Gary Hart, announcing his presidential candidacy,
                   commenting on rumors of womanizing.
 
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Foolproof Operation:
        No provision for adjustment.
 
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Fools rush in -- and get the best seats in the house.
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