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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1991 of 2171

Type louder, please.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1992 of 2171

U:      There's a U -- a Unicorn!
        Run right up and rub its horn.
        Look at all those points you're losing!
        UMBER HULKS are so confusing.
                -- The Roguelet's ABC
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1993 of 2171

Udall's Fourth Law:
        Any change or reform you make
        is going to have consequences you don't like.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1994 of 2171

UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1995 of 2171

Uh-oh -- I've let the cat out of the bag.  Let me, then,
straightforwardly state the thesis I shall now elaborate:
Making variations on a theme is really the crux of creativity.
                -- Douglas R. Hofstadter, "Metamagical Themas"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1996 of 2171

Ummm, well, OK.  The network's the network, the computer's the computer.
Sorry for the confusion.
                -- Sun Microsystems
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1997 of 2171

Unbearably lovely music is heard as the curtain rises, and we see the
woods on a summer afternoon.  A fawn dances on and nibbles at some
leaves.  He drifts lazily through the soft foliage.  Soon he starts
coughing and drops dead.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1998 of 2171

Uncle Cosmo, why do they call this a word processor?
It's simple, Skyler.  You've seen what food processors do to food, right?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1999 of 2171

Uncle Ed's Rule of Thumb:
        Never use your thumb for a rule.
        You'll either hit it with a hammer or get a splinter in it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  2000 of 2171

Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some
ordinance under which you can be booked.
                -- Robert D. Sprecht, Rand Corp.
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