Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 11, 2025

There once was an old man from Esser, Who's knowledge grew...
There once was an old man from Esser, Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser. It at last grew so small, He knew nothing at all, And now he's a College Professor.

In the little French town of Le'Beau, Lived a maiden...
In the little French town of Le'Beau, Lived a maiden exceedingly droll. At a masquerade ball, Clad in nothing at all, She backed in as a Parker house roll.

"Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best...
"Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best ideas!" - Ben Jonson

"IBM uses what I like to call the 'hole-in-the-ground...
"IBM uses what I like to call the 'hole-in-the-ground technique' to destroy the competition..... IBM digs a big HOLE in the ground and covers it with leaves. It then puts a big POT OF GOLD nearby. Then it gives the call, 'Hey, look at all this gold,...

"There are things that are so serious that you can only...
"There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them" - Heisenberg

"Then what is magic for?" Prince Lir demanded wildly...
"Then what is magic for?" Prince Lir demanded wildly. "What use is wizardry if it cannot save a unicorn?" He gripped the magician's shoulder hard, to keep from falling. Schmendrick did not turn his head. With a touch of...