Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday January 18, 2008

I've finally learned what "upward compatible"...
I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes. -- Dennie van Tassel

There was a young miss from Johore Who'd lie on a mat on...
There was a young miss from Johore Who'd lie on a mat on the floor; In a manner uncanny She'd wobble her fanny, And drain your nuts dry to the core.

The client who pays the least complains the most
The client who pays the least complains the most