Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of February, 2008

If you think the United States has stood still, who built...
If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world? -- Richard Nixon

In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your...
In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close...
You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to metal objects which are not fastened down.

A racially integrated community is a chronological term timed...
A racially integrated community is a chronological term timed from the entrance of the first black family to the exit of the last white family. -- Saul Alinsky

AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind...
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over ...

Chocolate Chip.
Chocolate Chip.

Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.
Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.

Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad.
Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

QOTD: "I tried buying a goat instead of a lawn...
QOTD: "I tried buying a goat instead of a lawn tractor; had to return it though. Couldn't figure out a way to connect the snow blower."