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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of January, 2008


There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with...
There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with a fork. He said "When I eat Either fish, foul or flesh, I otherwise finish too quick."

Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots

Money is the root of all wealth.
Money is the root of all wealth.

Easiest Color to Solve on a Rubik's Cube: Black. Simply...
Easiest Color to Solve on a Rubik's Cube: Black. Simply remove all the little colored stickers on the cube, and each of side of the cube will now be the original color of the plastic underneath -- black. According to the instructions, this means...

GENIUS: Person clever enough to be born in the right...
GENIUS: Person clever enough to be born in the right place at the right time of the right sex and to follow up this advantage by saying all the right things to all the right people.

Ginger Snap
Ginger Snap

I've finally learned what "upward compatible"...
I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes. -- Dennie van Tassel

If it heals good, say it.
If it heals good, say it.

If you live long enough, you'll see that every victory turns...
If you live long enough, you'll see that every victory turns into a defeat. -- Simone De Beauvoir

Love is what you've been through with somebody...
Love is what you've been through with somebody. -- James Thurber

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