Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday February 7, 2008

Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with...
Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!! I'm about to swallow a TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and SUGAR!! ... Let's see ... Next, I'll have...

The world's most avid baseball fan (an Aggie) had arrived...
The world's most avid baseball fan (an Aggie) had arrived at the stadium for the first game of the World Series only to realize he had left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long...

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There...
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time.