Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday February 8, 2008

If you think the United States has stood still, who built...
If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world? -- Richard Nixon

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."