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In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools
will be temporarily canceled.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1667 of 3566 |
In case of injury notify your superior immediately. He'll kiss it and
make it better.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1668 of 3566 |
In Columbia, Pennsylvania, it is against the law for a pilot to tickle
a female flying student under her chin with a feather duster in order
to get her attention.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1669 of 3566 |
In Corning, Iowa, it's a misdemeanor for a man to ask his wife to ride
in any motor vehicle.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1670 of 3566 |
"In defeat, unbeatable; in victory, unbearable."
-- Winston Churchill, of Montgomery
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1671 of 3566 |
In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door
neighbor.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1672 of 3566 |
In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1673 of 3566 |
In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last
resort of the scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but
inferior lexicographer I beg to submit that it is the first.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1674 of 3566 |
In English, every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our
programming languages.
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In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on
the sidewalks when a concert is on.
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