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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday October 20, 2015


There once was a sailor named Gasted, A swell guy, as long...
There once was a sailor named Gasted, A swell guy, as long as he lasted, He could jerk himself off In a basket, aloft, Or a breeches-buoy swung from the masthead.

Q: What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a three-piece...
Q: What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a three-piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise?

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