Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday October 11, 2015

There was a young lady from Rio Who slept with the Fornier...
There was a young lady from Rio Who slept with the Fornier trio. As she dropped her panties She said, "No andanties I want this allegro con brio."

There was a young lady named Brook Who never could learn how...
There was a young lady named Brook Who never could learn how to cook. But on a divan She could please any man- She knew every darn trick in the book!

To his clubfooted child said Lord Stipple, As he poured...
To his clubfooted child said Lord Stipple, As he poured his post-prandial tipple, "Your mother's behaviour Gave pain to Our Saviour, And that's why He made you a cripple." -- Edward Gorey