Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday December 23, 2016

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in...
There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. The pair of them went to Manhasset, (Nan and the man with the asset.)...

Research is to see what everybody else has seen, and think what...
Research is to see what everybody else has seen, and think what nobody else has thought.