Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday April 5, 2016

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

Some programming languages manage to absorb change...
Some programming languages manage to absorb change but withstand progress.

I don't wish to appear overly inquisitive, but are you still...
I don't wish to appear overly inquisitive, but are you still alive?

There was a young woman of Croft Who played with herself in...
There was a young woman of Croft Who played with herself in a loft, Having reasoned that candles Could never cause scandals, Besides which they did not go soft. Said another young woman of Croft, Amusing herself in the loft, ...