Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday August 25, 2016

A nurse motivated by spite Tied her infantine charge to...
A nurse motivated by spite Tied her infantine charge to a kite; She launched it with ease On the afternoon breeze, And watched till it flew out of sight. -- Edward Gorey

There was a young man of Coblenz Whose ballocks were simply...
There was a young man of Coblenz Whose ballocks were simply immense: It took forty-four draymen, A priest and three laymen To carry them thither and thence.

Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.

Only errors exist.
Only errors exist.