Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday July 6, 2017

There was a young fellow named Ades Whose favorite fruit...
There was a young fellow named Ades Whose favorite fruit was young maids. But sheep, nigger boys, whores, And the knot holes in doors Were by no means exempt from his raids.

The only man who kills like that is Bugs Moran...
The only man who kills like that is Bugs Moran. -- Al Capone, on the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre